Sunday, 31 January 2010

Drag Me To Hell !!

YOU KNOW, I love the history of religion and the idea of 'Hell' got
me mind thinking!

I bet its one big party, with Kegs, Beer, Paneer Tikka, Gudam
Garam, Heavy metal and the likes and I bet Satan is a really
nice guy.

Think about it.

You Sin against "God" and denounce 'Jesus' 'Allah', 'Shankar',
'Ehsaan' 'Loy', 'Hanuman' and the types, also you do these
terrible things like raid, pillage, plunder, murder, rape and pilfer
your guts out and so you are sent to Hell !

WHY WOULD SATAN PUNISH you for doing the same
thing he’s tryin to do himself ??

He HATES God, he's at total war with that guy !!
If you end up in hell obviously have done something bad.
Satan will greet you with some beer and say "Man, you are
so cool, helping me out and shit, here's a Heineken, Cheers!"

Hell is one cool place, with pool tables, Spa's, Sauna's and also
Bars that you don't get kicked out from along with all the hot
bitches you can ever think about.
But but you cant be sent to hell until you have decimated your
life. Do deeds now, pay later kinda credit card system. * Sigh *

Where as in Heaven, you can't swear, cant have wicked thoughts,

no sex, you can't do SHIT without pissing off God and rest of the
Holy Moly’s!!
Where as in hell you don't get tired, Ciggis never run
out movies always release when you want them to, porn at free will,
you never sleep too but you can with the females if you want to
which is an awesome thing. :P

Operator: Press # key to buy weed *Vive la Afghanistan* \m/

Good thing I denounced religion, therefore I have sinned and
cast myself into eternal party mode! * Pat me on that *

Dont stop taking drugs cuz they,
Got you flying, forgetting yesterday,
Maybe its crazy, keep getting stoned while you can,
Oh Baby in the lords hands,
You can be whatever you want when your high,
Walk slowly with a spirit by your side, Oh baby,
Dont fear if you lose your mind,
Say how u doing', boy i am feeling fine,
...When something carries me away..hey hey hey hey...

*Tears Of Happiness*

*Hysteria, Headbanging, Bottoms Up*

If God ‘DID’ exist, we would go to Heaven coz we are evil,
so that he can punish us himself and not go ahead and put
us with a party king who would recruit such dope heads
for his own brigade of destruction.

Better to
reign in
Hell than
serve in
Why walk on the stairway to Mr Rule Book when you can drive
down the highway to the Dark Knight ?I implore you to JOIN US!
Leave behind the confines of your manufactured religions that
blind you and deny you the malted truth. Crack open a beer,
down it, crack open another, down that one too ! Drink to
your heart's content. Let the alcohol rid you of all worries
and lead you down new paths of enlightenment.
Satan does it, so should you AND should you over do it,
have faith, Satan shall be too drunk to know who messed
his yard up..DOH!

Butt in and lets have a TIME OF A DEAD TIME !!

Ps: Posers, Wankers, Delusional Retards, Druggies, Gangsta Niggas's
will be given first preference based on experience.
Anyhoo seeya at the do..

- All Mighty Recruiters \m/ ( No Branches )

Next time someone disses you to "GO TO HELL", jump out
of joy and get ready to let the dogs out!
Bhooo bhooo !!

And if you are worried that by commenting on these 'con'cepts
of Mr Supreme’s jurisdictions you might just offend him,
then well...tough shit, he gets offended, What can you do ?

PS: This mockery wont stop yours truely from staring above
with a puppy look and asking Captain Planet to pass him in
Solid Mechanics or maybe Advance Vehicle Systems..;)
Maybe the invigilator and my man work like a crew,
though very unlikely but hey life is all about taking
and giving chances eh ;)

Cheers and ‘God Speed’

I ll give you black sensations up and down your spine, If you're evil you're a
friend of mine - AC / DC


This is life said...

cool analogies :P:P

cooler post :D:D:D

coolest ending :):):)

Maverick said...

\m/ rocking post as usual!

M cmin to hell too! ;)

ill get my car nd u can get ur swift if ya want...i heard females luv rides! :P :P :P :P

fun readin ur work afta a long time!

hope ur doin gr8! \m/

tc! :)

Chaitanya said...

I like the other side of the story.. yeh.. if god did exist why would he send you to hell.. does make a lot of sense..

Naina said...

Give some credit to the person who told you about the alvin and the chipmunks song... :D :D

mona said...

rofl... so it should b "go to hell...n pay for your drinks!!"..or do they serve for free?? :P... pretty cool, huh!! imagine... rivers of beer, partying 24 * 7, head-banging music, muft ki daaru... wow... take me to hell!!!

gotta go n tell mom that the 'satan will fry you in a kadhai full of oil' story is sooooooo wrong!!! oooo guru, u ve enlightened us.. thank u so much... (though a second thought did cross my mind that this is a made up story to make u feel better abt ur own sins.. :P :P!!)...

and the rofling continues... cheers buddy...!!!

Tabitha said...

Am still rollin on the ground wid laughter.. I loved the analogy.. Killer shyt.. Am so glad tis blog happened to me.. Was in desperate need of a good laugh..

Moral of the story: It's difficult to type while rollin on the floor in laughter..

Shruti Mukundan said...

haa haaa.. great work. amazing ideology actually. u seure made hell sound like Heavens!!

guess nothing wil b better said to u other than, go to hell :p

Rohan said...

Val@ *wink wink*

Maverick@ Good come back eh ;)
Adding a female decreases the power to weight ratio, so fuck that!! ;)
Ps: No offence to any female who reads, I was kiddin kiddin like always :P

Chaitanya@ The beta version aint coming out too :P

Shoo@ In the entire wall of text all you saw/liked/noticed was the last 2 lines of a bloody chipmonkey song which apparently I edited later too :O *POTHETIC,POOOOOOTHETIC* :P:P

Mona@ Everything muft muft muft muft....HELL YA !!!! The only thing Satan is frying is some Bhajiyas and Vada Pav’s :D:D

Tabitha@ Glad u liked it, weekends are creativity exhibition days and ‘AISA KYU HAI’ will flash in my head anytime in those 48 hours and then...WORLD HOLD ON!!! :P

Shruti@ Hell is Heaven, Its just that god aint got his concepts right :P

IcE MaiDeN said...

OMG! Im currently very glad you decided to come visit my blog (and I have NO idea how!)

Wow you enlightened me.

And that is something I very very veryyyy rarely (if ever) say to a GUY! *makes face* :P :D

I think my eyes glazed over at the muft ki daaru! lol! hell here i come! along with my pack of crazy friends who will LOVE hell! wow we are going to rock in there! \m/

and LMAO@ "Hell is Heaven. Its just that GOd hasnt got his concepts right!" HAHHAHHA! I actually put copied that just now as my status msg n got half a dozen pings that said "\m/" :P :D


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Sameeha said...

Haha!! Super post!! And great insight with the 'why wud God send us to the party lord?' thing! :D Best post on atheism eva!!! :D Cheers! *gulp gulp burp* :))