Tuesday, 28 July 2009

Paging Dr.Faggot !

A: From tomorrow u ll be plagued with ‘marriage is suffocating
my brains’ syndrome
B: Yes, my I.Q. is going to be on ‘haaji, as you say madamji’ mode.

I don’t get guys, 99% of them are so scared of the word marriage
that whenever mentioned they run in the opposite direction like
their tail’s on fire.

A girlfriend asking for commitment always gets a
‘saali ki maa ki aakh’ kind of reaction and sometimes
its vice versa too!:P..

Being a bachelor is a freedom in itself, a licence to kill
and not have to answer anyone except maybe your
mom on ‘whats that mark on your neck? :P

Why do guys say ‘ girlfriend and wives are 2 different things
and 2 different people’ For a girlfriend they ll want a oh so
hot, oh so sexy and oh so desperate female And for a wife a
‘yeah ok, can she cook' kinda question mark.
Mowgli Junglee in modern avatars guys these days!

Imagine waiting to get out of your work place to be with
your wife and haaji u really look forward to this moment,
Going to bandstand and cheering onto beer together
(She can be the designated drunk driver) , Driving down
to Ladakh, Leh just because she thinks trains and planes
are not adventurous enough, Going to pubs and headbanging
together, You know you look your absolute worst today but
still she says' whats up sexy' :P Plans of naming our kids
dashboard29, mudslinger, Revmaster, hotwheels bla bla :P,
Gets along with my mom/dad like they were her own, even
doing the dishes together would be fun.

Perfect Cpu and monitor ki jodi, someone who does not
care about makeup while gettin wet in the rain, someone
who does not behave like 'i want attention' lala land female,
someone who would love sitting in a maruti 800 as much as
a merc with the idea being the 'company' and 'not the car',
cute and sweet in her own ways..
and YES
GOD don’t run no bingo if u hook up with someone who is out
there just for your money and looks, in that case neglect most
of the above and find a drunkard friend to sulk with all your
life. You will never hear or feel what a real marriage is.

A vicious cycle wherein demand and supply of retards and
materialistic weasels are in complete tandem. India is planning
a national id card system for its every citizen, I suggest there
should be a criteria where in a persons nature be mentioned too.

For example: Nature: Player, pimp, will date anyone, desperate,
5 faced, fickle, bi- curious, will fuck a dog if needed bla bla bla bla !
We should welcome the calendar to the 21st century and its
inhabitants to the 25th century.
Spared the rod, spoiled the child!

As for me, I cannot be the only retard who thinks life can
be a fairytale too. Someday, someone will say “haila tu bhi’..
*MUSIC* Ta Taara ra Taara Neal N Nikki :P
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Who let the dogs out...who who who who who ? - Baha Men

5 comments:

angel from heaven said...

lolz brilliant post and good analysis on relationships of wife and gf!!

Tabitha said...

Definitely made me smile... I dunno whether its the right place to be sayin this... But I have had a no. of male friends temme things like these in the past....

Girl, you hate shoppin.. U hate jewellery (well except for junk and tat costs way cheaper), you dont take very lightly to diamonds either, you dont mind sports, you can ride a bike better than us, you can gulp more alcohol than any man they know alive, will never mouth fag, can cook n clean coz u like it.. not coz u have to...

Am sure there are more girls like me out there.. We can have fun wid the men in our lives, go on random bike rides, take ova in bed sometimes, dress up coz we wanna, cook when we wanna, mother em when we wanna and act like the damsels in distress when they want...

yeah! said...

such a nice story;)

mona said...

nice one buddy!! :)

Saurabh Panshikar said...

gr8 stuff man

loved the post... Perfect CPU and Monitor ki jodi! LOL