Tuesday, 28 July 2009

Paging Dr.Faggot !

A: From tomorrow u ll be plagued with ‘marriage is suffocating
my brains’ syndrome
B: Yes, my I.Q. is going to be on ‘haaji, as you say madamji’ mode.

I don’t get guys, 99% of them are so scared of the word marriage
that whenever mentioned they run in the opposite direction like
their tail’s on fire.

A girlfriend asking for commitment always gets a
‘saali ki maa ki aakh’ kind of reaction and sometimes
its vice versa too!:P..

Being a bachelor is a freedom in itself, a licence to kill
and not have to answer anyone except maybe your
mom on ‘whats that mark on your neck? :P

Why do guys say ‘ girlfriend and wives are 2 different things
and 2 different people’ For a girlfriend they ll want a oh so
hot, oh so sexy and oh so desperate female And for a wife a
‘yeah ok, can she cook' kinda question mark.
Mowgli Junglee in modern avatars guys these days!

Imagine waiting to get out of your work place to be with
your wife and haaji u really look forward to this moment,
Going to bandstand and cheering onto beer together
(She can be the designated drunk driver) , Driving down
to Ladakh, Leh just because she thinks trains and planes
are not adventurous enough, Going to pubs and headbanging
together, You know you look your absolute worst today but
still she says' whats up sexy' :P Plans of naming our kids
dashboard29, mudslinger, Revmaster, hotwheels bla bla :P,
Gets along with my mom/dad like they were her own, even
doing the dishes together would be fun.

Perfect Cpu and monitor ki jodi, someone who does not
care about makeup while gettin wet in the rain, someone
who does not behave like 'i want attention' lala land female,
someone who would love sitting in a maruti 800 as much as
a merc with the idea being the 'company' and 'not the car',
cute and sweet in her own ways..
and YES
GOD don’t run no bingo if u hook up with someone who is out
there just for your money and looks, in that case neglect most
of the above and find a drunkard friend to sulk with all your
life. You will never hear or feel what a real marriage is.

A vicious cycle wherein demand and supply of retards and
materialistic weasels are in complete tandem. India is planning
a national id card system for its every citizen, I suggest there
should be a criteria where in a persons nature be mentioned too.

For example: Nature: Player, pimp, will date anyone, desperate,
5 faced, fickle, bi- curious, will fuck a dog if needed bla bla bla bla !
We should welcome the calendar to the 21st century and its
inhabitants to the 25th century.
Spared the rod, spoiled the child!

As for me, I cannot be the only retard who thinks life can
be a fairytale too. Someday, someone will say “haila tu bhi’..
*MUSIC* Ta Taara ra Taara Neal N Nikki :P
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Who let the dogs out...who who who who who ? - Baha Men

Friday, 17 April 2009

Turbo Lover!


A Prayer First
Thank you lord for providing us with Direct port nitrous
injection, Four core intercoolers, Ball bearing Turbos
and Titatinum valve springs !
Amen

Smooth Easy Ride,
We’r jus gonna glide,
Shifting Gears, Surge and Tide,
Velocity, Acceleration, Our side!

Power, torque, ground,
Ola speed of sound!
Blur Vision,Love found,
Turbo Whistle, Smoke surround!

Pistons surging up, down!
Cams, cranks turning around,
Engine, A perfect friend!
For it goes on till the end!

Brakes Fading, Metallica raiding,
Fear Staring, Tyres Tearing!
Nirvana, Heaven defined to the T,
Turbo Lover, Yeah me !
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Alright hold on tight..Im a highway star - Deep Purple

Tuesday, 24 February 2009

Eraser.

Rewind 4 years…Enter DC++ ..Enter Erasers Den..
Enter Rich collections..Enter Raj Bhanushali..

Eraser aka Raj aka married :P lol :P

Elder brother, Advice mystro, THE best friend minus
any photoshopping.

Always been there, always will be there…Guran fuckin tee.
He is the only entity in this whole wide world with whom I
never watch my words before I talk, never think twice
before or after saying something. The only unit to have
never mentioned anything close to ‘what else’ out of
boredom when I bombarded him with the same
question/answers for more than a year on end.

Truely seperates you from the rest

Reclamation, Hiranandani, Mahabaleshwar, Pubs,
Beers, Drives,Partners in crime. Yeah I know ‘u ll call
my mom, u ll call my dad, u ll fuckin rape my happiness
bla bla fuckin bla ..lol lol..!!!

A radar in disguise, will foresee disaster before its
happening and will warn warn warn but the ‘troubles
are tools of growth’ mentality that I have,will never pay
heed and ultimately get a ‘ I told you before, not to get
into this’ reaction.. yeah yeah ‘Laaliya’

Evenings would be dumb, life would be boring and sanity
would be absent, movie downloads would come to a standstill,
‘roxx’ would never be used, ‘hello, how are you today’ <---rofl :P
would mean just a boring phrase and 'tatya' would resemble a
dungeon

No one can take your place, and no one ever will :)

Ps: Today 8 o clock ?? ya ya ya :P
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We'r bringing sexy back..yeah!! - Justin Timberlake

Tuesday, 13 January 2009

Love it !!

Love it when you talk to me,
love it when you smile,
love the feeling of we being we,
It even makes me rhyme.

Love it when we have a brawl,
love it when we choose to ignore,
love it when it all ends in a day,
Like what we fought for was so gay.

Love it when you call yourself retarded,
love it when u back it up with facts,
love it when you show your true self,
Like ‘accept me’ or ‘go die’.

Love it when you drive the drives,
Love it when you bring the smiles,
Love it when you stand behind,
In happy, gloom and all the time!

Love it we think about the yesterdays,
Love it when we wonder ‘when' and ‘how’ ?!
Love it when I think it was meant to be,
Like always and anyhow!

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Whoever said progress was a slow process wasnt talkin' about me - 50 cents